Well I woke up this morning with the intention of visiting the library of congress to get some background on a project I am working on. Lovely wife burst my bubble when she told me the library of congress is closed, seems the radicals in congress thought closing the library of congress would be a good way to get their way?
Well then, I said to lovely wife, I will spend the day at Yellowstone national park enjoying the awe of ol faithful. Not gonna happen she replied, the radicals closed the parks too. Damn! Damn! Damn!
Well just going to have to stay home and enjoy a nice dinner with lovely wife. Oops lovely wife just informed me that the FDA will not be inspecting food processors for a while. Better make sure my food is home-grown. Anybody know anything about raising cows? Maybe we should get two cows, one for us and one for the poor people who rely on WIC, you know me always trying to help those less fortunate.
Well to put a positive spin on this at least the IRS will not be auditing any tax returns. Are you listening Mitt?
These are just a few of the benefits we can expect to come about with the tea parties continuing success at bankrupting our government. The tip of the iceberg so to speak, enjoy!
- 3-Year-Old Shot Dead In Yellowstone After Congress Permits Guns In Parks (thinkprogress.org)
- Update on Yellowstone’s Wolves (saveourwolves.wordpress.com)
- Shutdown Means Taxes Still Due as Yellowstone Closes Down – Bloomberg (bloomberg.com)